so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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