This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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