Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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