Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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