therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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