there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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