i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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