he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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