I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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