So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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