I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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