apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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