real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Randomize
