let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
