that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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