Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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