this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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