and you said cock pushups were impossible
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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