All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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