i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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