It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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