You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
