oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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