I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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