the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Houston, we have a squirter
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I will pee on everything he values.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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