Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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