im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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