You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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