so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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