glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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