enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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