Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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