As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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