Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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