question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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