I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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