Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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