Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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