Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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