So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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