We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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