i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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