Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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