Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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