I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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