Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I need moral support for this bender
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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