This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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