She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
NoShamevember. You game?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
