So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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