I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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