Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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