So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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