just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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