so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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