we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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