So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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