Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
When are your genitals available?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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