So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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